Well, your comment sounds sententious, judgmental, and idiotic to me. Forgive me if this sounds harsh, but you're an abject asshole.

How delightful that the Internet's favorite self-righteous apocalyptic-lesbian-sex-cult guru has joined us in polyamory! I guess the demise of CommieJournal has even more fallout than I'd anticipated.

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I think non-poly people are stupid and irrational. How can I impart this great wisdom to future generations without making them think that non-poly people are stupid and irrational?

Someone missed class the day we talked about one true wayism. Didn't do her homework, either.

"A sufficiently evolved polyamorist is incapable of jealousy..."

Paraphrased from email:

Just because a statement like "poly people are more advanced" doesn't apply to you doesn't mean it's not true!

I actually had to respond to this as if it were sane. I had to block the snark from manifesting. Please help me correct this systemic imbalance.

Oh, it's way more than semantics, honey. Haven't you gotten your decoder ring yet? Maybe you should resend your contact info, you know how hard it is to juggle three SOs and a world-spanning conspiracy and things just get lost in the shuffle sometimes. Oh, but there's one thing you should know: if we catch you using the term "kinksters" again you' ( Read more... )

Have we not heard of simpler is better?Because, you know, mono people can get away with not communicating and lying and cheating and still have a successful relationship! We ever-so-evolved poly people need to actually put effort into our relationships while our less-evolved brethren have a walk in the park. No need to communicate or compromise ( Read more... )

Nothing lasts forever? That's just because you aren't properly evolved. My higher, 'thick' love lasts forever! My hypnotherapist says so.

My love isn't fleeting, and if I could just find that perfect HBB I am sure I could prove it.

(refers to a thread on Polymatchmaker)

Now with drama overflow valve... I mean, husband of her own. All the really evolved poly people have one.

So let's get this straight: you don't want to call your group of partners and partners' partners a "family" because families have drama, and complicated poly relationship arrangements never do.

*blinks*

Uh, yeah. 100% drama-free, that's poly life. Guaranteed. Things never, ever get messy between groups of close friends who are all sleeping with ( Read more... )